Noun \ˈhü-vər\
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 08, 2012
Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za
Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
by Whiskyemike March 07, 2021
A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.
by HooveringHoover January 09, 2012
Verb, the act of insufflation. Typically used as slang to refer to inhalation of illicit substances. Also used abstractly to refer to rapid consumption of food.
I was so hungry I just hoovered that burger down. It's also incredible that I was so hungry after hoovering shneef all night.
by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 22, 2021
by wildcatty June 09, 2022
don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
by Phoro June 12, 2022