Grandpa Hitler

A 'Grandpa Hitler' refers to the act of finishing upon the upper lip in a clean, solid block
He could not hold it in any longer, and burst out laughing. She rushed away and was met with a strange image in the mirror, what she could only describe as a Grandpa Hitler.
by IKnowThings69 May 31, 2017
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grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now
by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 25, 2022
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Dirty Grandpa

A drink. 1 part bourbon, 1 part Scotch, 1 part Amaretto 1 cherry. Also known as a GodFather
Bartender, another Dirty Grandpa please.
by Orb42 December 15, 2020
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Dirty Grandpa

When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.
When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.
by TheHolyHandGrenade February 26, 2023
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Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.
"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."
by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025
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Grandpa is here

When you want to read an Urban Dictionary definition, but you realize your Grandpa is here and need to clean it up
I was going to read the definition of vacation dick, but I realized my grandpa is here
by BillyBSevenOne July 03, 2022
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