Booty Flute

When you cum in someone's ass, and they fart after.

"I came so hard in her ass that she had a big ole booty flute!"

by TootieBootyJudy November 01, 2015

skin flute

When a girl sux on some guys dick and the guy sings sapranno plays a song

when natalie played the skin flute on me i sang like i was in a rock band.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Douche Flute

When u wanna be creative and not use douche bag you use douche flute

Douche meaning vagina cleaning

Flute meaning they are fucking retarded

Nima - Fuck you dumbass
Chase - Go fuck yourself you douche flute

by UncontrolledGlizzy October 04, 2021

douche flute

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO

Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute

by markdinla April 03, 2017

Flute Accident

when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.

orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.

Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...

Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!

by Peasantry Paupers June 18, 2010

Bum Flute

When someone is acting stupid or says something very retarded; Dumbass

"I really dont know how to spell Orange
"Don't be such a Bum Flute!"

by Emzza October 01, 2008

Meat Flute

When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.

Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".

by looselizzy December 12, 2010