don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't be mad at someone/something because they weren't the one that made you upset or hurt in the first place.
Ex. somebody cheating on someone, somebody losing a basketball game, etc.

Player 1: Girlfriend
Player 2: Boyfriend
Player 3: Side-Chick

Player1: * walks in on Player 2&3 having an affair *
" What the heck is going on here and who is this? "

Player 2: " Oh shoot, baby I am so sorry. "

Player 3: " Who is this!! Are you his girlfriend or something? "

Player 1: " Yes actually I am. Did you know that we were dating?"

Player 3: " No! He told me he was single and that he loved me,"

Player 1: " Well, that's ok. I don't hate the player, hate the game!! "

don't hate the player, hate the game by anothergalfromdahood July 9, 2018

Don't fuck the cat 

A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.

Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.

Don't fuck the cat by Jadinator August 16, 2018

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

Don't hump the Honda by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Don't have all the cups in the cupboard 

1-not to have all the facts
2-being a bit crazy
3-a phrase used to buy some time using the nonsense effect on the receiver's end
4-to be ready

-Police!!! What are you doing ?
-Easy easy ... you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-she doesn't have all the cups in the cupboard..she's nuts.
-You people...ye have not all the cups in the cupboard !

-I saw you kissing that woman
-Honey you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-OK..do we have all the cups in the cupboard?

Don't have all the cups in the cupboard by Crawler75 June 4, 2009

Don't play the game if you can't play the game 

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response

How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.

Don't play the game if you can't play the game by davygraham February 20, 2018

please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!

fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.

please don't shit the time by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017

We Don’t Know: The Game 

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?

Insert We Don’t Know: The Game being played here.

We Don’t Know: The Game by Plasmus October 11, 2018