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Chris

A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.
Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud
by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
xx
I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.
by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

Its the name of a gay person
Chris is gay
by daniel12346 January 30, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A kid with the last name pike and likes all the dudes
Bruh you seen Chris?
Yea he looks dumb

He does like men
by NateTooSmoove January 10, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris

A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer
Chris is a great friend :)
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

The kid brother in family guy. Chris could also be the name of many people you can remember from highschool. Usually you will remember this kid for having an unasually small penis. Chris could also be a popular baby name. name that lasts forever.
Hey chris was so funny last night in family guy.

Hey you remember that dude from highschool, chris,
yeah
he had a tiny penis
by coolguy 12090 May 26, 2007
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

a very very sick yucky man
where is he?

celebrity "Chris"
by Jesus Child October 25, 2011
mugGet the Chrismug.

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