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Cheesecake

(verb) The act of steering a possibly dangerous conversation to another topic by talking about something unrelated.
“They were talking about politics so I cheesecaked the conversation.”
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Strawberry Cheesecake

When a gentleman -blams!- inside a menstruating woman and subsequently cleans up after himself.
"Dude, did you hear Ceci likes getting strawberry cheesecakes?"
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."
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Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
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Male cheesecake

A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg
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Rasberry Cheesecake

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.
My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.
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Cherry Cheesecake

When a woman receives oral sex during her menstrual cycle with either make-up sponges or a tampon tucked completely (string included) inside her vagina. No Redwings.
It was Valentine's Day..and aunt flo decided to be a b***h, so he offered me cherry cheesecake.. I felt so loved.
by #TheLeadLadi September 22, 2016
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