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chapped off

I'm so chapped off right now
by RealRams October 5, 2016
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Chapped bumhole

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!
by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016
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Chap

A chap in prison is a measuring tool. A chap stick lid is used to measure drugs, so inmates ask for a "chap of weed {Marijuana}" or a "chap of ice {Methamphetamine}".
Hey man can you send me a chap of Ice I can send you 100 Walmart to Walmart.
by S455R525 May 15, 2016
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chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.
Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.
by Slack Master January 25, 2018
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Chap Flaps

male version of bingowings, flabby upper arms
ella " ewwwww! look at dales chap flaps! well sweaty they are!"
by cocktaste December 18, 2012
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chapped

1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.

Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.
They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.
by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011
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chub chap

the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs
Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."
by burns133 July 2, 2011
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