chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

double chapped

An insult with no real meaning. If you are called double chapped, you’ll know you’ve been insulted, but not how you’ve been insulted.

Gavy: “Those girls are double chapped ngl”

by Señor Definition January 30, 2023

Strap his chap

The preventative measure a male athlete might take to keep his penis from falling out of his shorts during competition.

“Athlete wins 400m hurdle race despite his penis constantly falling out of his shorts.” He did not strap his chap!

by Neuroscience Geek June 27, 2025

chapped under-eyes

That red rash under your eyes, like chapped winter lips but your eyes.

“It’s getting so cold out, I hate having these chapped under-eyes”

by moomoo4life November 20, 2024

chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

Chapped

The act of being so fucking pissed off and ready to snap on anyone that even looks in your general direction and your body language is a death stare combined with over-emphasized sighs or grunts.

Tracey Pike......LOL

Person 1: Hey isn't that Tracey over there let's go say hi.
Person 2: Fuck that she's chapped.

by Reddragon187 April 6, 2019