1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes
When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.
by Epic gamer 69420 August 20, 2021
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Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"
"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"
by AvidCuminDoc September 16, 2016
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low on battery

When the battery level of your phone, tablet, computer or any battery-operated electronic toy or game is lower than it should be. In some electronic toys, low battery power can cause the sounds on the sound chip to decrease in speed and pitch, which is a sign that the battery needs to be replaced as soon as possible, preferably before it drains completely or even starts to leak.
A: Does anyone have a AAA battery?
B: Why?
A: My calculator is running low on battery.
by bluestinger66 May 05, 2023
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what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
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car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)
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Sexual Assault/Battery

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Batteries Plus

is an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.
In 2012 Batteries Plus began the process of changing its name to Batteries Plus Bulbs, to reflect the addition of a selection of light bulbs to its inventory of products
by Wendysfg October 05, 2023
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