Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 05, 2023

Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.

I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.

by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012

dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

flesh-stache

(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks

Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight

by HicktownPortland November 19, 2011

stache-thetic

A fake mustache

The only thing my Shaft costume still needs is a stache-thetic.

by Intprop Gone September 21, 2008

jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.

When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing

by Peter Nails June 06, 2016

Bu stache

When a cat has a built in mustache.

This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.

by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021