phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours

Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!

by iceburg27 September 17, 2012

Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb

After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features

by hqrsie October 17, 2009

phantom gourmet

when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order

"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"

by chessyjames May 16, 2020

phantom-boot

When you have worn your cowboy/cowgirl boots for an extended period of time, that once you finally take them off it still feels like you have your boots on. Just as if you can still feel the leather hitting your shins and calves as you move your legs and feet around.

“Man I am experiencing some serious phantom-boot right now”
“Wow I had my boots on for so long I have phantom-boot and still feel like they are on”

by cowfolk77 May 3, 2023

pulling a phantom

Disappearing at random intervals; usually with a bunch of friends.

I'm tired of you pulling a phantom while we're walking through downtown Compton.

by 76 Cent May 25, 2011

Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”

by hSak August 31, 2019

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011