Moe's Basilisk

Moe's Basilist, also know as MoeSunShine's basilisk, is a satirical version of rosko's basilisk, that proposes an alternative to the prior mentioned thought experiment. Originated on a reddit thread in June 2024, the user named MoeSunShine,

The original posts reads:

"what if instead of r**sko's ballsack or whatever it's called there was it was named after me? Moe's Basalist. And instead of giving u infinte torment for opposing like (like a malding beta loser) it gave u infinte blowjobs and was a masocist and liked that you opposed it?? like unlimited sloppy... pretty interesting imo.... and now that you've read this..... it's aware of YOU!!!!"

Guy 1: "broo life's got me DOWN lately.."
Guy 2: "dude, dude, i know what can cheer you up! Have you ever heard of Moe's Basilisk?

Guy 1 "uhh, no?"

Guy 2 : "😈"

by MrRayz23 October 23, 2024

Moe’s

A bar in the Simpson’s witch is not the cleanest

Marge: And you where?
Homer: Moe’s

by Heyyyyyyy123doyoyknowme May 22, 2021

moe dance

A dance involving the "shaking of the mo" needs a partner to beatbox. Much skill and a moe is needed ( bald spot healps)

Also see kinsey

Come on kyle do the moe dance

by MOMAN February 19, 2004

Moe Lester

A guy whose really good with children and loves to be around them all the time

Guy 1: Hmmm I love children

Guy 2: Hey! That guys Moe Lester

by froggy_likesgrass November 15, 2023

Moe

Money over everything

“Ay that b*tch thought… i’m on moe”

by malikgocrazy October 4, 2022

ash moe

I very charming girl that is very sweet and is nice to everyone. Her work ethic is really good, and her ass is fat. Ash loves going to the gym. And is a perfect match for Ty

Ty and Ash Moe are cute

by dickslapper123 November 21, 2021

steamboat moe

Moe fat hookers than anywhere!!!

You'd have to be a heterosexual transtesticle to not get laid around here, bunch a Steamboat Moes can't have whoopie for free, let alone charge for it!!!!!!

by PT-Nail April 12, 2017