Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.

Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.

by RxE454 August 01, 2023

Mission Impossible

The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond

Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.

by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023

Missioning it

To really go for it, whilst moving. You cannot mission it through your homework.

"We were really missioning it through the wood, hacking down anything that got in our way"
"We were following them and really missioning it, ducking into doorways and hiding up trees"

by Lileea December 15, 2008

creep mission

a mission, hunt, venture, or plan where the ultimate goal is to engage in sexual activity

She was on a creep mission at the bar; he came over for a creep mission on Wednesday night; our group project turned into a creep mission when I went over to his place to make the power point.

by blankbitch November 07, 2012

Mission Feet

When you walked all day for hours on a mission.with no socks .with no breaks.

Sally should not wear sandals because she has mission feet.

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

Scummy Mission

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.

Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"

by xX541Xx December 13, 2011

Side mission

When you get distracted and do something that you need to do but have been putting off in the middle of another task. Like cleaning the toilet mid getting laundry together. Side-mission.

I completed a side mission today. Instead of finishing putting the dishes away, I made a cake!

by Jesjo January 28, 2024