Grape you

Bust someone in the head

I don't wanna hafta grape you

by Low-Key bruh July 30, 2023

Do Grape

Sexual intercourse with a grape. Not to be confused with Dog rape

friend: Hey dude, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some grapes for our Do Grape tonight!
me: What? We are fucking dogs?
friend: dude, i said do GRAPE
me:ahh, alright brah! Gang gang!

by ugly gay unicorn April 26, 2017

Big Grapes

Another word for a dude that's got a big dick and an even LARGER sack. Hence Big Grapes. This dude is never afraid to use his grapes to his advantage during a fight. Plausible names for someone that has Big Grapes or Big Grape energy would be; Kevin, Chad, Chester, or Jonathan.

You see that dude Kevin? He's got some Big Grapes.

Ayyy, whaddup Big Grapes!

by chuckie117 December 7, 2020

Stemless grapes

Post-vasectomy testes.

Baby, I don't need a rubber. I have stemless grapes here...

by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

Dirty Grape

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.

"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"

by ematz December 4, 2014

petrified grape

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017

wet grape

An English teacher lowers your grade because he's too busy reading comics to actually teach you

Mr. Meacham is such a wet grape

by JasonTodd523 August 5, 2016