Grandma Style

One who partakes in the oral services of a woman. When doing so he and/or she moves there tongue furiosly in a side to side motion, tongue must be hard and pointed...its like when your grandma is confused and her mouth is agape and all u see is her tongue making that motion

Yea baby last night ate that bitch grandma style!

by Ldogg88 February 24, 2010

Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

by Soup420 November 4, 2020

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.

"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."

by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014

grandma kink

a new kink created by the one and only yusra

grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏

created by: yusra

by Kate6008 April 13, 2022

hip grandma

A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...

Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.

by HipGranny13 May 24, 2018

Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.

did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal

by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 3, 2009