dirty dew

A revenge sex act in which a woman, while mad at her boyfriend/husband, visits a friend for sex, then goes home and makes her significant other eat her out.

"I gave that bastard a Dirty Dew. All he said was, 'seems a bit salty...'"

by Dew Meister January 01, 2017

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Dew and Brew

When one enjoys a beer with the coming of the morning dew; either to cap off an epic night or start a particularly wonderful day.

Finals week is over. I need to get some rest and start my adult life off right, with a dew and brew tomorrow morning before the graduation ceremony.

Dew and Brew: the perfect parenthesis to 24 hours you will never remember.

by Papa Golf April 29, 2011

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Mountain Dew

An Essence of Life Mountain Dew can heal any wounds and combined with Dorritos it can give life

Guy: What are you drinking?
Guy: Mountain Dew Dipshit

by MLGDEW February 02, 2015

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Morning Dew

the act of sticking one's finger (or fingers) up one's own butthole and awaken the person (or persons)
next to you with the aroma.

Katie was awoken unexpectedly to the scents and subtle smells of the fresh Morning Dew.

by Dgreene August 12, 2010

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Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint

Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.

by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017

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