Candle Karen

Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.

These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.

This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.

by Stefabablous March 7, 2021

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Candling

Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.

Lisa is candling right now.

by Magba June 15, 2022

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Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis

Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle

by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023

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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

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Lighting a candle

The act of farting in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."

by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024

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The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.

Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring

Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle

Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!

by White frosting December 7, 2020

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