Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army

I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015

Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!

by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

Captain 86

The individual who has been thrown out of a bar more times than any other; the captain of those who have been 86'd.

He's been thrown out more than anyone else, he's Captain 86.

by del fuego November 11, 2003

Captain Obvious

"Captain Obvious Strikes Again"

A phrase or name given to the one who points out the obvious.

Captain Obvious: Homosexuals are gay!

Guy 1: Captain Obvious strikes again.

by J-Winner March 25, 2010

captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.

look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.

by cheif asshole October 11, 2010

Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009