hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

Albert

Liz's property

Albert belongs to lizi

by Assxrack April 23, 2022

Albert

It is an evolution of the homosapiens discretus. As you get distracted a lot, he attacks you from behind with his 3cm penis. He is a bit homosexual and transgender.

Hello Albert how are you?

by ..red flags.. November 24, 2021

albert kung

Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.

Didn't see Albert Kung coming?

by The future of the future December 10, 2017

Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines

Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic

by D Flawless March 18, 2022

albert

i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime

i would hate to be an albert!

by jinjerboi November 22, 2021

Albert

Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.

Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.

by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021