Nasty Ian

when your girl does a 180 degree backflip straight onto your dick

Bro, my dick hurts after she hit me with the nasty Ian last night!

by McChickendick April 22, 2020

spank nasty

An awesome person extremely proficient in smoking, fucking shit off, burglary and being the best. Bleeds excellence and sweats perfection. Makes it happen

Spank Nasty is the motherfuckin' man!

by Molly W. Volgar March 10, 2017

Nasty Seattle

1)When spunk/cum is fermented for three or more days then secretly introduced and mixed into coffee beans for a unfortunate victim/victims. Coffee is then brewed and the consumers then unknowingly injests the nasty brew.
2) a fermenting saved load cosumed in a beverage, usually coffee.
3) When your friend zoned but you still want them to taste your cream.

Jeanne never expected a thing, when she gulped down the nasty Seattle.

by Bc's Roofie dealer December 23, 2018

nasty mattress

an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc

my god man -look at that nasty mattress all covered in piss stains and bedbugs -thats serious nasty

by nasty mattress September 24, 2016

Nasty Skaggins

To be so incredibly drunk and/or high to the point where one must abruptly take a massive dump, unexpectedly vomit, and then inevtiably pass out. In that order.

"Dude, that guy sure is messed up tonight! He made a big fool of himself."

"Yeah, he's got a bad case of the Nasty Skaggins."

by Andy P. Facto June 10, 2007

shook-nasty

Shook-nasty: Adjective- A person or thing who is angry, exited, or extremely confused is shook nasty.

: Verb- If a person or thing is to upset another person the first person shook nastied, the second.

: Noun- The person who is shook nasty or just got shook nastier is referred to as a shook nasty.

See this video and go to the time 8:49: https: // www. youtube. com /watch ?v= nd7 JnT9nAbc (copy and paste then remove any spaces)

Adjective:"Come on Brad just cause I shanked you doesn't mean you have to get all Shook-nasty about it."

Verb:"When me Mum gets triggered me Dad gets shook nasty!"
Verb:"I'm about to go shook-nasty Brad by shanking him!"

Noun: "HAHA!! Ever since he got shanked, Brad is a shook-nasty!"

by Dankshooknasty101__77052 February 4, 2017

nasty custard

The resulting potpourri of squishy feces after a particularly violent diarrhea episode.

Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.

by Ed J. September 16, 2006