Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

by Madfat October 3, 2007

tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss

by edsea9 November 12, 2011

Text Bitch

Someone whom you text just to keep you company. You don’t have feelings for this person, but somehow you develop a daily routine with them :- updating about your day, sharing random thoughts with each other, banter and the occasional shoulder to cry on/support system.

Ben's been texting Katy almost everyday for over a month now but that's as far as it goes. She's just his text bitch. Anything more than that, is considered too much.

by dazedyetconfused48 January 22, 2020

texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.

During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.

by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014

text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 19, 2009

texting person

someone (most probably emotionally unavailable) who relies on electronic forms of communication with other people...sometimes even afraid to talk on the phone...perhaps someone who wants to hide something (e.g. beaing a cheater)

Please do not text me, I am not a texting person. Can you please call me when you are ffree?

by Bartholomew78 January 2, 2012

Text appeal

When someone is a very good texter, so good in fact that it convinces you that you like them.

Damn, I can't wait to hang out with this guy. He has some serious text appeal

by kcott December 3, 2010