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Alpha Male Power Test

(aka, sh-t test)

The obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. The test ensures sexual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.

Power Testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man's higher brain function/self-control. (The higher brain is sparked by sexual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)

Power Testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. Testing is performed early on in a relationship in the 'attraction stage', which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
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Amy tosses out an Alpha Male Power Test at Allen by giving him a hard time. She does something she knows Allen won't like. Amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn't want Allen to realize he's being tested. Shhh. :x

If Allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling Amy derogatory names. Amy's level of sexual attraction to Allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the Friend Zone. :\

As you can see, Amy *is* pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
by NoWorries^BeHappyNow January 15, 2013
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is this gonna be on the test?

Queston asked by students who really don't care about true learning.
Teacher: And that is why the Texas flag has only one star on it.

Student: Is this gonna be on the test?

Teacher: .... Yes... you know what? Every word I utter from now on will be on your test. And, no, I will not slow down my lectures nor will I lessen the amount of information I will continuously vomit until the very second the bell rings.
by jbushido August 1, 2010
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as camp as a row of tents

someone who is so gay they are flamming!
he's as camp as a row of tents!
by Micky June 5, 2003
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Edgar Allan Poe Test

A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America
Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
by drunkendukh August 16, 2009
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Tessa

Tessa, name when a girl is very hot.
"Damn, that Tessa is fine!"
by Mike&Tessa November 26, 2006
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dip test

When a woman surreptitiously fingers herself to distinguish whether she's started her period or it's simply vaginal discharge.
I got nervous cause I felt a wet tingle, so I had to duck into my cubicle and do a dip test and it was allllll good!
by Ms. Dip Tester April 24, 2007
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Skype Test Call

Everybody's best friend. She always picks up when you call her on Skype and she can be a bit quiet in text chats, but you know you love her.
Skype Test Call: After the beep, please record a message.
Bob: Omigodz. Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call: Omigodz! Carsilly is a Seb!
by Jacksonnn August 26, 2008
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