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N64 tennis 

The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"
Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat
N64 tennis by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Brazilian Tennis 

A sport or game played on a tennis court but replacing the use of tennis ball and racquet with football and feet - named after the legendary ball handling, juggling ability and all-round skills of brazilian footballers.
We wanted to play a set or two down at the courts, but some blokes had taken 'em over to play brazilian tennis!
Brazilian Tennis by ibrah May 7, 2009

Tennessee Table Tennis 

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.
Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.

Monkey Tennis 

To be all things rock and roll life style related. ie sex, drugs, rock, roll, prostitutes, porn, booze, guitars, loud noise, dirty women, fighting, arrests, tattoos, yowza, etc
The Monkey Tennis Experience, Leeds based rock band are fucking YOWZA!!
Monkey Tennis by Barnarby Quim March 3, 2004

backdoor tennis 

when two gay guys pass poop through their assholes.
Lets go play some backdoor tennis
backdoor tennis by peetri December 25, 2007

after tennis activities

a refrence to any sexual activity executed between two men, one of which having a girlfriend/wife. Refer to "Burp Job".
REALLY.....Just read the burp job entry, but if you really need an example; Tob and Brad engaged in some "after tennis activities" while Brad's wife was out of town.