tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.

"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."

by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014

Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.

"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010

teeth niggers

those dark little squares that always find their way onto your teeth after eating. no matter what is eaten, teeth niggers just appear. they wedge themselves between teeth or between the tooth and gum. very embarrassing when you are not aware

i was eating plain vanilla yogurt and by God those teeth niggers climbed onto my teeth!

by WeinerRedeemer November 15, 2009

tic tac teeth

Having tiny little rounded teeth that are disproportionately small for the owners mouth.

"He would be a hottie if it weren't for those TIC TAC TEETH".

by Barbiegirl007 June 15, 2006

Eu teeth

Europoor's neglected teeth.

Edward never brushes his teeth or go to the dentist. Now he has eu teeth.

by Will 11112 December 8, 2016

Teetle

Slang term for urination

If I don't teetle soon, we're going to have a mess on our hands.

by Nubblies.net August 12, 2004

Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period .

I got my vampire teeth last night .

by eilís August 11, 2007