Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 25, 2010

teddy finger

The process in which you stimulate a female's clitorius with your whole hand.

John Johnson gave that bitch the teddy finger

by tim dunkins February 17, 2014

Teddy Roosevelting

The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.

by ChiFrank August 11, 2014

teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.

"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."

by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015

teddynumerous

Somebody that has strange, psychotic beliefs and also usually creepy and kind of a jerk.

That guy is teddynumerous.

by Woosers July 28, 2016

Teddye

An amply-breasted, red-headed female who is prone to riding in the back of pick-up trucks while sitting in lawn chairs and smoking cigarettes. Teddyes are known for their highly inaccurate astrological knowledge.

That Teddye went through three packs of Virginia Slims on her way from the bar to the Wiccan gathering!

by Keef Urbane December 20, 2016

teddybears mouth

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.

" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".

by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017