Tired as a teddy bear

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.
by cg12321 June 26, 2010
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teddy bear poop

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered
I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop
by pickle pants October 29, 2008
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Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.
"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"
by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022
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Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!
What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.
by Squishy mongoose November 01, 2019
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fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".
by Big T the cranky guy April 04, 2019
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Teddie Hot Fart

The grotesque and crusty flatulence of Teddie the Goldendoodle.
by Hairypuss March 03, 2020
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Teddy Weddy Kins

Nickname for the very best of teddy's. He is the top of the teddy pyramid and is just amazing at everything. You can't argue with one or you will lose; Can't get mad at him (or stay that way for long). He will put all Teddy's to shame and make you feel wonderful in every way. He is the most perfect of all guys. He makes girl feel lucky to have him even for a moment. Time spent with him is like a fairy tail and forever seems too short. He becomes everything you ever want and need, and you cant imagine life without him. He will make you want to become a better person and do anything it takes to keep him with you. He is the most perfect thing in the universe and that could never change, not even in a million years.
I love my Teddy Weddy Kins<3

Forever and Always<3
by Gabby Wabby Kins August 17, 2013
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