tart taker

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009
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su tart

a comically innacurate misspelling of "stuart", ususally found in the youtube videos by "Flamingo" (a.k.a.: Albertsstuff)
su tart: helo dad
dad: hi sun
by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 01, 2023
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pumpkin tart

Arrogant and/or obnoxiously preppy renewable finance professional with little to no social skills. Most commonly early to late twenties, poor attitude, and generally unwholesome demeanor.
I think its trash that this pumpkin tart is asking me so many detailed questions while I am trying to ride around in this truck fixing these solar panels.
by Roger McGovern May 13, 2022
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Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.
by Mak attack October 20, 2020
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welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls March 17, 2014
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moist tart

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.
by lennyschafer August 17, 2016
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dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.
Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.
by SirEdmundBlackadder August 07, 2014
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