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m'tarded

past tense of the surname disease "M'tard."
symptoms include:
yelling, crying, forgiveness, psychosomatic cases, blaming of others for a poor life, staring into space for 2.5 minutes, cringes at the sound of singing, likes cats, and is bi-polar.
remedies to this disease:
alone time, psychiatric help, or suicide.
"Miss M'tarded screamed at us in class again today...fuck that."
by big momma jalopenoes September 29, 2007
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e-tarded

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009
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e-tarded

Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.
Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?

Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!
by electron100 June 1, 2010
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e-tarded

having access to internets & not knowing how to do a damn thing with it.
Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.
by bb0bbby January 8, 2009
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tareq

Tareq is a man who talks no sense he only talks about his problems no one gives a fuck about and he is the boss of hell he can summon allah to see you in your dreams
we all love tareq but no one asked
by poonigs April 29, 2020
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tared and feathered

when you skeet on a girl and then beat her with a pillow and make the feathers fall on her
dude i totaly tared and feathered your mom last night
by ben and justin February 2, 2008
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tace

dumb, usually a bitch, and no one likes.
no one likes a tace
by frat girl 101 June 5, 2020
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