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duct tape 

the thing your dad yells at your about for stealing it to fix your stuff.

also fixes anything thats broken, even if it isnt. good cover for anything you want to hide, and you can use it for making cool stuff!!
dad: wheres my duct tape?
daughter: i dont know..
dad: you do too..
daughter: i uhh used it *hold up note book cover in silvery goodness*
dad: STOP USING MY DUCT TAPE!!!!
Related Words

Goose tape 

When Duct tape is used to seal cracks.
Dude, there's no water getting in through the rusted floor board of my car, I've got it Goose taped real tight!
Goose tape by Sherry Garrison August 18, 2008

everything short of duct tape 

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.
Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!

Duck Tape 

A mispronunciation, folk etymology, and quack etymology of duct tape. The story that duct tape was originally duck tape is an urban legend. No researcher has ever found a single instance of the adhesive tape developed in 1942 being called "duck tape" until the 70s and 80s, long after it was established that it was called "duct tape" and people were simply mispronouncing it. This urban legend has picked up a lot of steam for various reasons, but is wholly unsubstantiated.
People like to tell the story that "duck tape" isn't really a mispronunciation, but is actually the origin of "duct tape," but the story is just that: a story.
Duck Tape by The Yar October 12, 2006

Duct Tape 

1)a heavy duty tape/adheasive.
Top layer: shiney, platinum-looking, thin, steached out recycled plastic bottles (mixed with paint... hence the silver color)
middle layer: woven string.
bottom layer: adheasive which bonds to mostly everything, especially when exposed to heat.

2) an exploited fashion. i would love to meet the idiot who created "ducttape fashion.com" they need to brun with all their merchendice, consittering the fact that you can just make your own damn walet out of your dad's duct tape in 5 minutes, rather than ordering it, waiting forver, and paying $30.00 for something you couldn have made for free!!! also, anyone who owns anything duct tape (ie. my wallet) look and feel like trend setters, followers, or, to be put short "posers".
steal duct tape. it fixes all.
Duct Tape by Kamiko Hikaru September 14, 2003

date tape 

Duct tape used to restrain, blindfold or gag reluctant sexual partners.

Basically a guilt prophylactic device you provide to someone you really care about to spare them those uncomfortable morning-after worries about being a dirty, dirty perv or looking like one.
"Just take a little date tape and some zip ties," was Darren's advice for my weekend plans.
date tape by kindeltopian May 13, 2010