by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021
Get the Tactical Microwavemug. by eve_hessx June 16, 2018
Get the Tactical Baconmug. People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
Get the tactically retardedmug. Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.
by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014
Get the tactical straddlemug. by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015
Get the Tactical Absencemug. A Tactical Sheung, often performed by David “Diddy”, is the act of tactically falling asleep on the spot. Popularised by an Asian guy called Sheung this phrase has become popular among the masses and is used on a daily basis by most people. Keep safe out there and remember to Tactical Sheung!
Sheung, are we sleeping or are we working?
Oh for fuck sake, David’s pulled a Tactical Sheung again.
Joel, spoons is not the place to pull a Tactical Sheung.
Oh for fuck sake, David’s pulled a Tactical Sheung again.
Joel, spoons is not the place to pull a Tactical Sheung.
by Jamol tech tips April 10, 2023
Get the Tactical Sheungmug. Really simple to be honest. When you are playing rainbow six siege you often press Q and E like a nudist trying to find his mother. The moment you press the shooting button you are dead. After the 0.3 second period of you not knowing what the fuck just happened you are going to rage so badly you are going to attempt to blow a bomb in Uzbekistan.
Guy 1:So did you do the QE tactic?
Guy 2: Yes!
Guy 1: How was the trip to Uzbekistan?
Guy 2: Groundbreaking
Guy 2: Yes!
Guy 1: How was the trip to Uzbekistan?
Guy 2: Groundbreaking
by Mindrihil August 12, 2019
Get the The QE tacticmug.