Lincolnshire Syndrome

A typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.

"you off to skeggy vegas on saturday yeahhh?"

- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer

by pradzor March 17, 2010

China Syndrome

When one gets the peculiar urge to date or have sexual intercourse with those of East Asian Descent.

Damn son, Patrick has that China Syndrome yo. He's been macking on Asian chicks all day!

by Gpopper March 3, 2010

WYSI Syndrome

A common syndrome among osu! players when they see the number "727" a lot and/or see it on objects that don't even resemble it.

Person 1: Oh look it's an In-N-Out, wanna eat lunch there?
Person 2: WYSI WYSI 727 WYSI.
Person 1: What the fuck are you ok? Do you have WYSI Syndrome?
Person 2: Yes I need help.

by Suguri- September 19, 2021

Barackholm Syndrome

What President Obama develops when dealing with Republicans who hate his guts and want to destroy him. Similar to the well-known phenomenon known as Stockholm Syndrome, where hostages begin to relate to, care about, and defend the terrorists holding them captive, except in this case, you are the President of the United States.

Observer #1: "Fuck! Obama caved in to the Republicans AGAIN, even though he had all the advantages in negotiations! I don't understand it at all!"

Observer #2: "Barackholm Syndrome strikes again..."

by NCScientist August 1, 2011

Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010

synchronized farting

A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.

We had become famous by the age of twelve as our small town’s synchronized farting champions.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Ogame Syndrome

(noun) A condition when someone is obsessed with an online game to the point of managing their time specifically with the game in mind, keeping their social life from interfering with the game.

Dude, he's been playing Farmville way too much and I haven't seen him lately. I think he might be suffering from Ogame syndrome.

by ThatGuyFromTV October 20, 2009