Swineing

Swineing is similar to a tribute where a man will masturbate to a photo of a woman nut on his hand then rub it on his face and send the photo to the woman he masturbated to.

Bro did you see joseph sent me a photo of him swineing to me

by theswiner January 29, 2024

splinting

The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.

"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

Shlinting

Shlinting is the act of cutting the tip of a penis off and then giving it oral pleasure

I came home from the bar and a girl shlinted me. It was hard to stay erect while she was shlinting me and sucking all my blood out.

by Cool epic username February 13, 2024

Stinting

Living inside an olive garden by hiding under the tables and stealing their unlimited breadsticks to keep yourself fed

Guy 1: Did you hear about Marvin's 2 week long stinting streak?
Guy 2: Yeah, apparently he only stopped because of his mother's funeral. He says he could have stayed in there for YEARS!

by StintingLover/OliveGardenSteal February 29, 2024

swindingle

To finesse or sway someone into a direction of your liking / choice !

She swindingled me into buying her a car !

by Mack ;$ February 29, 2024

Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else

Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2024

swofting

The expression of pursed lips determination that Taylor Swift often exhibits when she locks in during a performance.

He was swofting, alone in the VIP section of the club.

by ResidentSwiftie January 14, 2025