A condition in which your buttocks and other nearby regions get overly moist often causing discomfort resembling the feeling of not wiping your ass. This happens typically when working in intense heat, during masturbation, refusing to wipe, and some other isolated situations. Also, this condition leads to a not so pleasant stench often leaving you extremely self-conscious if the situation cannot be remedied immediately.
Bryce-"Why were you walkin' all funny today when you came into work?"
Slade-"I'd been outside waiting on the bus and got swamp ass."
Bryce-"Word?"
Slade-"Word. I had to go to the bathroom and handle it quick before that fine ass new girl saw me or else she'd think I'm dirty."
Slade-"I'd been outside waiting on the bus and got swamp ass."
Bryce-"Word?"
Slade-"Word. I had to go to the bathroom and handle it quick before that fine ass new girl saw me or else she'd think I'm dirty."
by TheTruth778800 July 08, 2010
WHEN ONE'S ASS SWEATS UNCONTROLLABLY AND THAT SWEAT BEGINS TO SOAK THROUGH THEIR UNDERWEAR AND PANTS.
by BIGSKINNY July 14, 2008
of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.
So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs.
by G-spot June 27, 2004
The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.
Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!
by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008
A build up of sweat and schmancter usually forming on the under carriage in the crease between the berry bag and the inner thigh. After aging, "swamp ass" can put out a distinct and distasteful odor. Swamp ass is caused by extended periods of physical activity. Obesity can contribute to the severity.
After several hours of worm wrestling and sword fighting, Jason and Eric both had terrible cases of swamp ass.
by Jason Belanger December 08, 2003
a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
Normally found in the woods acting a fool.. drinking cold beer and calling girls mud crickets ...A majority of them are from Carolinas.
by Nicholeren July 17, 2017