smindered

To be soo drunk that it looks like you were hit in the head by a cinder block

Dude! You were so smindered last night

by Mitchell R September 15, 2007

seminiferous

Function: adjective

Producing or bearing seed or semen.

Bill Clinton was one of the more seminiferous presidents to have graced the oval office by splattering over her mouth, her face, and her dress.

by vosbert November 23, 2007

Shmindy

a cigarette thats so good it has to be fattening

man i want a smoke... but lets have a shmindy instead

by pissin excellence January 10, 2008

Shminian

Aussie (Australian) Slang for Indian, a payout,

insult towards their race.

"argghh, fuckin Shminians!"

by Geemiini October 8, 2011

Sminge Hipple

a smelly ginger with a hairy nipple

andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.

by captain kitnipple October 18, 2012

Shmingler

A word for a sneaky person engaging in illegal activities.

Person 1: Are we really gonna steal these diamonds?
Shmingler: Hell yeah!

by TBLTBL April 15, 2013

seminarch

a person who conducts, organizes or hosts a seminar.

A seminar on the importance of education is being conducted this week. And Mr XXX is the seminarch, you know.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 9, 2014