scuba suit

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a scuba suit.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

luxury suite

The larger more spacious stall in any given restroom.

Typically the handicapped accessible stall, the suite offers accommodations including only one adjacent neighbor, extended leg room and a longer line of sight. All of which accumulating to bring the user the most pleasurable and comfortable restroom experience without sacrificing privacy.

Sky: That didn't take long, I've only been waiting 15 minutes for you to get out of the bathroom.

Dave: What can I say, the luxury suite treats you well.

by DJ Sky Cow June 10, 2007

Schmidt Suit

Black jeans and a Baby Gap tee.

Michael Schmidt wears the Schmidt Suit

by captain ass anonymous July 8, 2012

italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit

he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~

by DaddyNikias May 3, 2019

sperm suit

Australian Slang - Disposable overalls for the removal of asbestos and other hazardous materials, often with its outer fabric layer being white.

''Go down to the hardware and grab some 3M sperm suits in 2XL''

by FI-4 May 9, 2023

Suit stirrer

A word used in negative connotations towards people named jeff

The plan is for you to be a leader not a suit stirrer.

by Krider0093 November 17, 2022

Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.

"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"

by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019