"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson February 01, 2006

suck my cock

sucking a private part you dumb idiot

Hey girls suck my cock, it's big and juicy

by vcbfghntjrytegfsda December 20, 2019

suck my skinny dick

Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller

Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller

by Suck my skinny cock March 18, 2019

Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022

suck my dick nigga

A NYC term of slang to say ''Fuck You''

Kyle Richh- Notti should suck my dick nigga OYK

by ohzz July 31, 2023

Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 09, 2022

Suck my dick o'clock

The time that you are the most horny. Girlfriend/boyfriends time to suck your dick for no reason.

Omg babe it suck my dick o'clock you should probably get on that ;).

by Lechonputa2000 June 22, 2019