Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019

Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.

Who invited this walking stool to the party?

by Cipote August 10, 2020

Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.

"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021

Forknife Stroonstick

An abomination created by silly slaves at the American University in Blagoevgrad. This shit combines:
-Fork
-Knife

-Spoon
-Chopstick

-Straw

Some myths explain it as follows: When drunk and high devil and God took a shit.

A: There are too many utensils for eating. What can I do???
B: You need the Forknife Stroonstick! It combines everything in one and it makes eating 10 times more convenient!

by Sasho lulina August 22, 2023

King of Stools

Someone who takes a lot of shits.

He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.

by Sethzky October 20, 2008

push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

pull up a stool

To sit down and relax.

I were sitting alone in a restaurant and I saw someone else sitting alone, so I said to that person: "Pull up a stool!" and patted the empty chair next to me, meaning come and sit down next to me.

by unfa May 20, 2014