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After a night of dipping your dilly-wag multiple times, the love-juice excretions solidify on the Willy's eye... When nature calls (usually sooner if alcohol is involved), the male cautiously prepares to expel the undesired kidney extract (usually in a toilet). If lucky, a dual stream is presented. The goal is then to manage both streams for as long as possible without...
1) Collapsing the stream, thus 'Crossing the Streams', which is extremely bad!
2) Wielding any of the streams off-target. If the streams get too wide for the bowl, you fail!
The other night I held a dual stream for 25 seconds, both with equal power and no collapse!
by deadlock_timeout February 5, 2010
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Crossing the Stream

A guy peeing in a toilet while his girlfriend (girl) sit on the toilet and pees at the same time.... The action is the girl sit on the toilet while the guy sits on her lap opens her legs and pees at the same time. The position on the man and women is that one the urine flows the 2 two streams of urine intersect each other.
Dude.... I saw my girl talking a piss so then I went and sat in her lap and we were crossing the streams.
by assummeddead September 7, 2013
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streaming

Man, can I jump ahead of you in line for the bathroom? I'm just streaming, not downloading, so I will be quick and won't be stinking up the place.
by juan sanchez Jr. July 24, 2012
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Hot tub stream

A stupid new trend in 2021 where girls on Twitch will stream themselves in a hot tub looking like a complete slut. Such streams will usually gain lots of views with loads of men simping down in the chat. While some may argue that this is beneficial towards "normalizing" (sic) and empowering women's bodies, in reality, it is doing the opposite. The only result of these streams is more men being turned on and thus further adding to the objectification of women. In reality, these girl streamers are only doing it for the money, which I don't know about you but that's just shallow.

There are plenty of better ways to empower the female body than to wear a bikini in a hot tub. For example: exercising streams, dancing streams, yoga streams, clothing haul streams, even relaxing bubble bath streams, need I go on?
me: *hovers cursor over random twitch streamer*
Twitch stream title: "🍑💦HOT TUB STREAM IN 4K, COME WATCH ME 😘🍑💦"
me: *cringe*
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Streaming

A way of cheating in Fantasy Baseball during the playoffs. The act of excessively adding/dropping Starting Pitchers during a Fantasy Baseball Playoff to win the categories of Wins, Strikeouts, ERA and WHIP versus their opponent.

The act of streaming usually takes place when a Fantasy Baseball owner has a bad pitching staff in the playoffs.
Since the start of the Fantasy Baseball Playoffs, Bob has been streaming Starting Pitchers to cheat his way to victory.
Pete lost to Bob in our Fantasy Baseball Playoffs because Bob was streaming starting pitchers.
Mick accused Bob of streaming starting pitchers during the playoffs.
by Big Texan September 25, 2010
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mickey mouse stream

“GUYS THERES A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM!”

ew its quackity.
by mickey mouse stream April 14, 2021
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streamling

A person who is currently watching a live stream (specifically of video games), referred to as such generally by the streamers.

www.livestream.com/JediDwag
There are 90 streamlings watching us live right now.
by Constable Buttersworth November 7, 2010
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