training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

by frank valente January 7, 2007

boyfriend in training

What every girl doesn't want...but somehow manages to get.

Elaboration...

1. When a pussy ass guy asks you out without making contact with you whatsoever, and has you in the honor of being his first "girlfriend."

2. When a "boy" asks you out, tells all his friends hes gonna do shit with you, but doesn't even wanna hook-up.

He is such a boyfriend in training.

by Vienna May 5, 2004

spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong

"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."

by ayeeebeansyo October 3, 2017

strainking

Pronounced: Strain-king
When the straining leads to the stinking on the toilet.

“Dad was positively strainking on the toilet last night”

by Roseforword December 31, 2019

Training Wheels

A girl that a guy calls for the sole purpose of getting a blowjob and nothing else. He calls, she comes over and gives him a blowjob, and then she leaves. Usually, the girl swallows too, as training wheels are something drama-free, fast, mind-blowing, enjoyable, and not "messy". The guy must have contacted this girl (his "training wheels") at least a few times to get head from this girl (and succeeded) for her to be considered "training wheels". Also used as a term of endearment for a girl who is a dick-sucking professional. Girls can also refer to themselves as "his training wheels" if they are so inclined to. A "set" of training wheels is when you have a team of two or more girls that comes over to suck your dick at the same time, whenever you want.

Example #1: I gotta get home and put on my training wheels, it's been a hell of a day.
Example #2: You should see my new set of training wheels. Jessica and Christina are the best.
Example #3: My training wheels disappeared recently and I need to replace them like stat.
Example #4: She's not my girlfriend, Marcy is my girlfriend. Lauren is my training wheels.

by Emmalikes April 17, 2022

New Supervisor Training

Supervisor training is educating supervisors in the skills and techniques of managing subordinate staff with the goal of maximizing their productivity and their job satisfaction, while reduce risk of loss resulting from their behaviors on or off the job.

For "new supervisor training" type in your browser "new supervisor training powerpoint dvd"

by eapguy February 24, 2013

Stanning

The act of standing at a beach or other sunny outdoor location in an attempt to get a tan. Most commonly done by Eastern Europeans.

At the beach in Varadero I noticed a large number of Russians stanning in the noon-day sun.

by ianvision February 27, 2011