Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

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Spiden

To do a Spiden is for a man to ditch the lads persistently for a girl, who he always ends up breaking up with anyway.

Nick: "I was playing football with Mark yesterday and his bird walked past and he just did a Spiden on me. I couldn't believe it."
Mikey: "What a gonk"

by neeek3 October 20, 2008

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A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.

Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...

by P Parker October 15, 2007

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Spider Jerusalem

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!

"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."

by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004

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Shpidoinkle

Something that is very pleasant and nice, such as a baked potata'.

The sky is blue and all the leaves are green, the sun is warm as a baked potata'. I think I know exactly what I mean when I say it's a shpidoinkle day!

by Alferd Packer March 17, 2008

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