when potheads lose their most essential belongings because they are high or because they get high on a regular basis. the missing item is usually found in either a random place (such as the refrigerator), or the most obvious place. also, anything dumb and careless that people do when they're high. not to be confused with a hippie dance move.
Stoner: Dude, I was looking everywhere for my keys after i wake n baked, then i found them in my pocket, but i totally missed class.
Roomate: That is such a stoner move
I pulled a stoner move last night when i left my bowl in my dad's car
Roomate: That is such a stoner move
I pulled a stoner move last night when i left my bowl in my dad's car
by Friend-of-a-friend December 29, 2006
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1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!
1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!
You skipped me. What are you thinking? Do you have no idea about stoner etiquette?
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.
by layout420 January 3, 2007
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noun: a pile of emptied plates that indicates a person had the munchies. This phenomenon is most easily noticed and common at a buffet, where a new plate is acquired each time one returns to the line or buffet. Most users of this term draw the line at 6 or 7 plates, although there may be extenuating circumstances, such as bad food or small/oversize plates.
"Man, did you see what Eric had to eat? He had a huge stoner stack afterwards!"
"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."
"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."
by saracinis January 2, 2008
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Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.
by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011
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“Brandon’s Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) must’ve kicked in ‘cause he just threatened to choke the life out of that guy over nothin’.”
“You know a 45-year-old man’s got Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) of if he offered to bring a doctor’s note to work after staying home ‘cause he’s too stoned to come in to the office.”
“You know a 45-year-old man’s got Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) of if he offered to bring a doctor’s note to work after staying home ‘cause he’s too stoned to come in to the office.”
by Rawty Rawty Piper October 14, 2009
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celebrated on april 20th, or 4/20, which is also hitler's birthday
wearing sunglasses on 4/20 is a sign of celebrating, and of guilt
celebrated on april 20th, or 4/20, which is also hitler's birthday
wearing sunglasses on 4/20 is a sign of celebrating, and of guilt
by phaethon July 3, 2006
Get the national stoners day mug.an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.
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