United States Military Academy

Federal Penetantiary located above the Hudson River. Also known as The Hudson High School for Underprivileged Girls . Although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the United States Army; its primary purpose is to make Navy's football team look good. Populated by Cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. Remarkably, it defies the time-space contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of New York City; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. It is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as "The Highland Falls Project." Tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the United States Military Academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.

He didn't get accepted to the Naval Academy, so he had to go to the United States Military Academy.

by Marine Cannoneer December 26, 2011

The United States of America

Where the Internet was born.

The United States of America:

It makes sense that the Internet was born in America because the Internet is a free cyberspace. It is a virtual representation of America: Greatness and the crap that comes with it.

by raptroes December 4, 2010

statistical blip

an anomaly in the data.

# "Most commentators felt it was a statistical blip rather than the start of a trend, but it seemed to spook the Conservatives."
—Wales Online

by johnny girony January 10, 2011

Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.

Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.

by Fasters May 2, 2022

scatisfactory

Used only when describing an element of a scat film.

The blonde's performance was scatisfactory, but the brunette ate the bulk of the steamer.

by Max Santoro May 13, 2005

Satisfries

Crispy, golden, fluffy, all-natural deliciousness you can only get at Burger King.

My girlfriend always makes me pick up Satisfries for her when I make a BK run.

by fryfanatic November 27, 2013

Satis

Satisfaction acquired by tricking someone to do something or outsmarting someone in a situation.

I made that nigga pick up his backpack after I threw it on the floor good satis

by Nibbletoid January 19, 2020