Serious Buisness

Buisness that is very, very serious. Also the kind of company a serious person could start.

Brianna: Jonny, can I ask you something?
Jonny: Depends, is it important?
Brianna: Let's jsut say its serious buisness.
Jonny: Okay. Sweet.

by batmanSG July 16, 2010

Are you serious?

Used to express frustration and disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Are you serious?

by frabrizio March 7, 2017

Serious Cat

A very interesting cat that lives in Toronto. Usually can be found pulling ninja like moves while fucking mad cat hoes.

Rob: Damn i'm proud to own this balling cat named Serious.

Ben: Your cat is gay.

Serious Cat: Get at me "breaks Ben's neck"

Rob: LOLOLOLOLOL

by skeezernator May 4, 2011

serious shit

1. Commonly used as a response to anothers statment of disbelief in a questioning manner.

2. Also used to add severity to a description.

1. "Did you hear he fucked that fools lady?" Serious shit?

2. Two thirty round clips velcroed together with hollowpoints for an AK-47 is some serious shit.

by Bob Jimenez December 27, 2004

Serious Relationship

When the partners stop sharing a laugh with each other and arguing becomes their means of communication

Have you seen Jane and Tom? Their relationship has taken a turn for the worse, its now a serious relationship!!!

by JMwangi August 8, 2011

Serious pot smoker

1.)When a person (usually named Jose) smokes the whole bowl of weed without sharing the bowl, and was smoking marijuana by age four.

2.)Very tolerant of smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. (Brags about it constantly)

3.) Someone who gets upset at normal people who start smoking marijuana in their teenage years.

Josh: Hey you skipped me, let me get green.

Danny: Alright man here
(Josh hits it)

Jose(Already blazed): You're not fucking hitting it hard enough!(Pushes josh and the bowl spills on the ground)

(Next day)

Danny: Dude ha, that was fucking stupid of Jose last night. He wasted a whole bowl.

Josh: Yeahh, he didn't have to go all "Serious pot Smoker" on my ass.

by ilovemybestfrienddanny February 28, 2009

for-serious

Meaning are you serious, or are you sure

When the coach said they would have to do 100 push-ups they all replied, "are you for-serious

by jd April 11, 2005