spoopiness

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by beep boop, ive given up looser October 31, 2017

Swooping

Swiping (Tinder, etc.) while pooping

I spend way more time on the toilet when I’m swooping

by JRiker January 3, 2018

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Elevator Spooning

When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.

Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.

by Kbrock723 March 4, 2013

forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 22, 2014

jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 17, 2014

Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.

I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job

by ji.glas March 22, 2022