stocker

Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.

a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"

by James May 13, 2005

shocker

The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.

I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.

by jgiddy99 January 21, 2007

Texas shocker

The act of inserting your index and middle finger in the hotbox and your pinkie in the starfish. (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink).

My wife likes it when I give her a Texas shocker.

by Biggwilley April 17, 2006

shocker

The element of suprise when sneaking one finger in the anus while fingering the vagina with two other fingers.

It was a total shocker when I put two in the gonorrhea and one in the diarrhea

by RIDGEBONE November 23, 2007

Stockers

Stockholm, Capital of Sweden

I'll be through Stockers sometime in May, it's gonna be frikin amazing - loads of uhhm... intelligent Scandis!! Huzzah!!

by Siesjo April 19, 2011

Eighteen Spoker

A very hairy asshole.

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Shrimp n Shocker

Another term when refering to the Lambdi Chi Fraternity as they like to give Shrimp for dinner and shocker for desert.

"Hey did you beat Shrimp n Shocker in intramurals yesterday?"

by Christianakaclo January 5, 2008