Slump

A small albino giraffe the is stuck on an island and is really sad.... because he is stuck.

Man! I saw a slump today, and it was really sad!

by I'mSmartYouCanTrustMe October 10, 2011

Splum

A semi combonation of splooge and cum. It is a weak ejaculation do to physical status or poor sperm count. A weaker built person may splum verus a more in shape and heathy person who would climax normally.

The meager AV nerd splum as the cheerleader kissed his nutsack.

by Klusky March 28, 2005

Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005

Slumpernitches

Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.

"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."

by Madeline Bruns & Kevin Martin August 31, 2008

slumpkin

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.

by highfive March 7, 2008

shlumpy

wears oversized sweaters and is absolutely gorgeous

lynsee is shlumpy

by cowcow cow November 27, 2012

spumpy

my life

you look spumpy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019