splof

"splof" is the equivalent of saying "flops". This is because it is spelled backwards.

I sploffed when my friend pushed me.

by Origami1105 September 12, 2015

Spladoonking

When your about to cum, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a Spladoonk sound.

I loved it somuch I decided to do some more Spladoonking

by Alexmanvoobington August 28, 2016

Spladoober

A term for ejaculate, much like splooge. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I spladoobered all over my floor.
Dude, she made me spladoober so hard last night.

by AnonPikmin October 3, 2016

Solodaddy

A man that straight out rejects girls a lot faster than that soda machine around the corner rejecting dollar bills. He is the perfect package, a lot of girls like him and he rejects all of them.

Damn that Solodaddy is rejecting girls left and right!

by Locnessmonster(not taken) April 27, 2017

Solodaddy

A man that straight out rejects girls a lot faster than that soda machine around the corner rejecting dollar bills. He is the perfect package, a lot of girls like him and he rejects all of them.

Damn that Solodaddy is rejecting girls left and right!

by Locnessmonster(not taken) April 26, 2017

Slodden

Used to describe the condition of vinyl records which have been poorly treated and stored. Records described as slodden will feature dirt, mould, numerous bodily fluids, scratches, warps, cracks and smell musty. Usually only used as Charity Shop Fodder.

" I picked up a joblot of records the other day"
"Sweet, any good?"
"nah mate they wrecked, proper slodden"

by jamz buck April 14, 2017

Spload

The act of exploding or busting a fat gooey nut on your sexual companion.

My girlfriend had to wash her hair 5 times after I sploaded on on her face.

by Vinnedge November 3, 2017