Spider roach

A person who is an emo necrophiliac, and playboy all in one. Usually goes by the name Miguel.

“Ugh, there goes Spider roach again with a new chick. He probably imagines her dead.

by funny guy lol April 6, 2023

Spider Roach

An emo necrophiliac who likes punk rock and d-beat. Sort of a play boy too. All the girls are obsessed with him

Usually goes by the name Miguel

“Oh my god, we’re about to walk past Spider Roach, act cool.”

by funny guy lol April 7, 2023

sawhorse slider

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)

Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!

by goodcook January 3, 2010

genome solider syndrome

1)The inability to see past two feet in front of you.

2)Ignoring objects that magically appear out of nowhere (ie Cardboard boxes).

My mom walked into a wall today, I think she has Genome Solider Syndrome

by soulhunter91 December 20, 2010

phone slide

When a man slides, or hands his phone to a woman, with the create new contact screen already visible, while not saying anything as a means to procure her phone number.

It is effective because it eliminates actually having to ask for a woman's phone number. This makes the situation less awkward, while requiring less confidence to pull off.

Tom: How did u get Stacy's number, she is hot?!?!
Josh: I used the phone slide, it never fails.

The phone slide works 95% of the time everytime

by joshhathcock April 7, 2011

Adirondack Slide

When the penis of one male slides out of the vagina and accidentally into the asshole of the other male in a mmf threesome. Most commonly occurring when one man is laying on his back with the female riding him as the other male is also on top fucking her from behind.

I was double teaming a chick with my bro when he gave me the old adirondack slide.

by GreenKeyWeekend May 17, 2013

Cheek Slide

To slide the male penis between a pair of butt cheeks, as if you were giving a titty fuck, but to a woman's phat ass

She said she wouldn't do anal, but let me give her the cheek slide.

by blacka blacka August 2, 2014