Shituation

When your child defies gravity and shits up her back covering everything in arms reach in shit.

The baby just had an explosive diaper and now we have a shituation.

by Jessee Lou November 26, 2017

Shituation

Simply, a shitty situation

Having to decide whether to move your ailing parents in a nursing home is totally a shituation.

by Njtenice June 14, 2018

SHITUATION

When you find yourself in a emergency situation where you have to use the bathroom immediately, often times not completely making it to the toilet.

I at some bad sushi last night before we went to the club, damn near had a shituation but luckily a stall opened up.

by LE Kapp August 10, 2018

situational engineer

A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.

Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.

I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.

by Bogus24 May 24, 2018

Spiculation

The process of when a white republic/ “old school” democrat, throws out a statistic about how many Mexicans are rapists or murders.

President Trump’ s tweets about Mexicans are pure spiculation

by Yung_dickspoon January 9, 2019

situation framing

Though a painting's frame is separate from the painting, it influences how viewers see it. Any human interaction can be framed as, for example, an urgent complaint, a compliment, something serious and safety or life-threatening, or as something positive, pleasant, friendly, funny, inquisitive, etc. How a person presents himself to others by means of 1) his body's shape (athletic, fat, or skinny), 2) how he is dressed, 3) his hair, 4) what he says and the tonality with which he says each thing, 5) how confident or insecure or fearful or loving he is, and other details frame the situation he created, which whether the person knows it or not are modified by the five things above, and affect and can even determine it's outcome. To fool someone or for other purposes, individuals frame situations as something other than what they are. Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

by but for February 24, 2020

shituation

A set of circumstances or state of affairs that one finds themselves in that are very unpleasant.

When I woke up after the Cleveland Steamer, I found myself in quite a shituation.

by wcgman69 April 13, 2020