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I need a clean spike for my next shot
spike by notnomore November 25, 2006

Jewish Spike Strip 

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
Best. Channel. EVER. Originally known as TNN, then "The New TNN".
SpikeTV's show, MXC, is the funniest show ever.
SpikeTV by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

Death Spike

1. A large spike on the ground or at the bottom of a pit, existing presumably to cause death.
2. A D-AIR smash on someone who's trying to recover on Smash Bros. when it KO's. Also called a meteor smash.
1. Guy C: *falls on Spike*
Guy A: Nice death spike.
Guy B: Thanks.

2. "Damn Pikachu! I was about to recover when it jumped off the platform and hit me with a death spike."
Death Spike by Airship_Canon April 28, 2008

Spiced Rum 

When someone takes a very large volume diherea dump so that the entire toilet is a rich brown hue, and they then proceed to beat off ito the mixture, effectivly spicing there intestinal rum. The mixture is sometimes left for others to gawk at (when performed in public restrooms.

Typical after a hard night of drinking rum (alchohol runs and not getting off because you were a drunkin idiot)
"OMG did you see bill's spiced rum in the toilet upstairs,"
"yeah thats fuckin nasty"
Spiced Rum by UPPertonia January 31, 2008

dikes on spikes 

(n) A typical group of female softball players.
I don't get those twinkie pounding dikes on spikes!
dikes on spikes by jey k July 5, 2009