Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021

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Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022

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Spanish Twitter

The Twitter community for Spanish speakers

Girl on Twitter: Spanish Twitter is fucking crazy man I wish I knew Spanish

G2Reven: me voy a comer un yogur (Translates to I'm going to eat a yoghurt)

by poopyeater43_real July 17, 2022

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Spanish Tanner

When you bust a nut

“Yeah he was just sitting there and pulled a Spanish Tanner”

by anonymous September 10, 2020

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Dirty spanish

When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.

But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.

Omg I'm never doing a dirty spanish again.

by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021

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